These are the awesome moments where I swing from being annoyed to fucking paranoid. Is the fucking fecker gone out drinking even though he’s just been to a festival for a long weekend? Or did he die in the car crash on the way home?
Trying to figure out what size dress to buy off this online-shop, so…as you do, I casually opened up the chart sizing they have for their dresses. Baring in mind I know I’m in between an eight and a ten.
According to this size, I’m a size 14 on the shoulders (apparantly I’m broad now,) A size twelve on my waist and a size twelve on my butt. And with the length the dress is, it’d come to just below my crotch.
Either the dress sizes are getting smaller, or I’ve mysteriously put on invisible weight.