October 2011
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Unpopular opinion.
pussy-monstaaa: I don’t understand why people think Megan Fox is attractive. Frankly, I think she’s fucking hideous. She’s so played out. Plus she’s too skinny anyway. Every time I see pictures of her on my dash or posts like “OMFG, MEGAN FOX IS SO HOT! MARRY ME!!!!111!11” I’m just here like This!
Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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My girlfriend just texted me saying "I want you to... →
I’ve got 15 water balloons ready… I can’t wait. 
Oct 29th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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I'm kinda glad my boyfriend's gone home
Because now I can watch as much House as I want without his whining… Lounge around in my slob gear…. And definitely not worry about one of these… Plus my bed doesn’t need making every morning because of his starfish sleeping antics… But most of all, I can eat like a pig again!
Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 14th
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Oct 14th
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Oct 12th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 7th
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“You can’t fight me, you’re miniture. You fight like a hamster!”
– No strings attached
Oct 6th
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Oct 5th
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Awesome t-shirt →
Oct 4th
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Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
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Oct 1st
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Fuck you HoN, fuck you with a brick.
There I am just downloading the update, as I have done for the past five or six updates I’ve had. And then bam!!! Norton shows its head and decides to be retarded and quarentine AND REMOVE heroes of newerth and my fricking update. WHY NORTON, WHY YOU NO DO YOUR JOB? So anyhoos, being a geek-fail i somehow manage to un-quarentine my game….but can’t find the update. Screw...
Oct 1st
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thenocturnalcouchpotato: I feel so bad I invited my Sim and her friend out for a swim at the pool then my Sim was flirting with a guy and her friend drowned oops Bahaha! Poor sim :3
Oct 1st
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