How To Pole Dance 2 (feat. GameGrumps)

Markiplier and the Game Grumps co-lab like you’ve never seen before!

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things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 

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Anonymous: I used to live with my grandparents over seas for a while when I finally got to go back home. I packed my bags and made it to the airport on time I was so proud. In the airplane I was all happy until I realized I had left my two dildos under my pillow at my grandparent's guest bed. I was so ashamed my mom had to call and let my grandma know. She was quite surprised the thing she had put in the kitchen to grind Schnitzel was actually used for a different kind of meat pounding ifyouknowwhatimean


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